2025-09-30
It's a long time (unless you are our Judicial System) since we heard from my Dazolam, but somehow she still sees to be lost amid the long grasses much favoured by Obfu Scation and Avo Idance and their like, who perhaps cannot be removed on account of possible breaches of their inalienable human rights and must thus be granted Indefinite Leave to Remain regardless of their obvious incompatibility with modern British Values (whatever they may now be).
Some believe that in order to avoid the ever-growing possibility - nay likelihood - of violence, even civil war, breaking out between competing factions within the new glorious diversity of Modern UK (MUK), moves must now be put in hand to deal with the pathetic remnants of population who still support the outmoded so-called "British values", such as "fair play" "tolerance", "freedom of speech" "freedom of association" even "freedom to protest"(!), and waste their time in absurd traditional activities such as Cricket, Morris Dancing, Shove Ha'penny etc, not to mention exhibiting innumerable irrational traditions such as the Dunmow Flitch, Guy Fawkes night, even determinedly self-identifying as white English / Scottish / Welsh according to their sex, colour and place at birth. It's not even quaint!
There is only one possible solution, and it must be implemented urgently before matters get out of hand - they must be deported - lest even sterner measures may have to be taken!
