2026-03-18
... and if it gets too bad, we'll discuss it with Ed Milliband.
And should the pesky Russians get out of their beds and start marching down Whitehall in belated thanks for all the Storm Shadows we've been generously sending them via the Ukraine, we'll fast-track ourselves back into the EU and they'll send us more men from their "foreign legion" wet-foot across the Channel as quick as you can say "get those lifeboats out pronto to pick them up!".
