2023-02-28
Not content with booking all available hotel accommodations for the UK's young male immigrants of fighting age, Serco now need YOUR properties.
Yes it's your patriotic duty to house these defenceless foreigners (regardless of how many of our own veterans are sleeping rough on the streets).
After all, our government shepherded them over from France under appalling conditions, and they took an enormous risk to get here, so the least we can do is to keep them warm and comfortable (and at Government expense - you won't be left out of pocket) until ... well, we're not exactly sure what or when - you could be in line for years of government-funded risk-free tenancies!
And they bring welcome diversity in untold respects. What's not to like?
